Steamy Pee

Yes, I mean exactly what it sounds like. 

In China the buildings are usually not heated, and our classroom building gets very, very cold. The other day I was in the bathroom, squat toilet, and my pee hitting the cold porcelein created steam. Which normally would not be a big deal, but it's a squat toilet. Worst facial ever! 

Yes, I disinfected myself as soon as possible!